Secret Society's Handshake Unearthed

Dateline:Truth Or Consequences, NM. Unearthed from a secret vault in Tilden, Nebraska a secret IDAOT initiation training film was discovered inside a crate containing the entire manuscript of the series 'Martians Invade Kookamonga' by L.Jon Rubber, founder of the IDAOT.

Thought to be a myth, the training film shows co-founder of the International Dietnetic Apprenticeship of the Operating Thetanati [IDAOT -- pronounced \ˈi-dē-ät\ ], Ronald "IDAOT" Savelo-Puss, instructing two Dietnetic Apprentices in the lost art of the Secret V Operating Handshake, as originally taught by Grand Level V Thetanati-Master 'Patti Luvinkake'. Copy of the film embedded below:





It had been rumored for years that the handshake was to be accompanied by hand-clapping between two people. It alternates between a normal individual clap with two-handed claps with the other person. The hands may be crossed as well. This allows for a possibly complex sequence of clapping that must be coordinated between the two, so as to ferret-out imposters.

Now that the film has been discovered, leaders of this secret sect will most likely be accused of 'buggering' (or drastically changing in the end) the sacred teachings, by it's followers. Only time will tell if this time honored tradition will tear apart the fabric that makes up the IDAOTs.