Suri going to Scienstupidity School

So, little Suri Cruise is going to Scientology school. Isn't that nice.

The school is located in Calabasas, California and actually funded by Will Smith. Its curriculum includes: mathematics, literacy, Spanish, karate, yoga, robotics, technology, etiquette, art, and living skills.

Doesn't sound so bad, right? Yes, it does, according to David S. Touretzky, Professor of Computer Science at Carnegie Mellon University. He's been critical of the school's use of "study technology," telling The Los Angeles Times last year:

"There is no reputable educator anywhere who endorses [study technology]. What happens is that children are inculcated with Scientology jargon and are led to regard L.R. Hubbard as an authority figure. They are laying the groundwork for later bringing people into Scientology."

Tom's going to be shelling out $12,000 a year so that the Scilons can cram a bunch crap inside her pretty little head. What type of crap, you ask? Well, here's an few examples of the kind of logic L.Ron Hubbard uses to brainwash his followers below: