Had a tough week because your religion was declared a fraud in France? Upper management leaving in droves because of your leader's culture of intimidation and violence? Masked protesters showing up at every new church you open?
Well you're in luck, because Scientology has the answer. Yep, you just need to pick up a few new Mark Super VII Quantum E-Meters for stocking-stuffers this year (or suffer the wrath of a grinch-style sec-check)[see the whole catolog @ jezebel.com]
But my question is: Does it have a wear-strip on it like the Gillette Fusion Power Phenom that tells me when my Planet Dissemination Blue E-Meter is about ready for Xenu's eternal resting place? or do I just wait till David Miscavige tells me to buy a new one?
Tip of the 'ol yuletide tuke to WWP.
Clark Griswold, Christmas Shopping
Clark shows us how to really get some shopping done this year.