It seems Cruise’s previous attempts to pass himself off as old St. Nick earned little more than a stern “No, dada” from his toughest critic, daughter Suri. This time, however, the actor hopes for high marks from the 3-year-old."
An undercover elf-spy reports that Tom has been practicing his new Nutcracker dance routine up at the North Pole with the help of a OT8 Scientologist, George Baillie. Below is the raw footage that shows Tom can still pump-up the volume with the help of some elf'in magic.
Be afraid, Suri, be very afraid. Your dad is crazy.