Scientology: Super Sperm [pic]

L.Ron Hubbard wrote that Scientology is supposed to transform you from a Homo-Sapien to a Homo-Novis, or a super human, but it seems that means they also able to create super-blunders in the layout department.

Viagralotogy®(infidel-concentrate) Poster

From a motivational poster for their Scientology's Super Power Building, I'm not sure if they promoting super-sexual powers for the donator of a sizable monetary contribution, or only one of your offspring will receive the super-lift gift that keeps on lifting.

Or maybe he's got the world's biggest case of blue-balls seen in human history. Or magically inherit Hubbard's super sperm.

At any rate, judging from the background in the picture, it looks like somebody's been getting their rocks off in the castle tower.

...And to add the quote from the original posting at WWP: "MY KID'S GENITALS! YOU MUST LOOK AT THEM!"

THE KINKS - superman (live)
The Kinks left RCA and concept albums behind in 1976. They finally scored a hit in 1978 with "A Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy" (#30, 1978). "Low Budget" (#11, 1979), aided by another successful 45, "(Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman" (#41,1979), became the Kinks' first gold record since the Reprise greatest-hits collection of their early singles.