Seems these two video comedians from TheRealParis channel (over yonder)at YouTube have hit the nail on the head with their Jamie-Lynn Spears/Scientology skit. A couple of excerpts:
Jamie-Lynn: "Scientology... will, make, you, do, weird, stuff."
Junior-JR: "...Only if you pay enough."
And you gotta' love this line:
Jamie-Lynn: "...They put aliens in people's bodies, ya'll, look at that there Katie Holmes. That's a little alien that she has...."
Junior-JR: "She sure is cute".
And it just goes on, and on....
Jamie Lynn and Junior Jr talk about Scientology