Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Scientology: It's A Disaster

Vulture Ministers Hear The Call
scientology vulture ministries Gawker ~ "Scientologists have mobilized to seize on the promotional and recruitment opportunities presented by the horror going on in Haiti, and John Travolta has personally arranged to fly " vulture ministers" to Haiti to inflict his junk science on victims there.

Anywhere people are suffering, Scientology's yellow-shirted "volunteer ministers" can be found lurking near news cameras and claiming to help people with their bullshit technology.

They performed "purification rundowns" on recovery workers sifting through the ruins of the World Trade Center after 9/11, administered "touch assists" to victims of the tsunami, distributed literature after the Virginia Tech shooting, and are on the ground in Haiti right now warning the starving, dehydrated populace about the dangers of psychiatry.

Scientologists Barred From Haitian Hospital
us navy helicopter landing in haitinydailynews ~ "... A small group of Scientologists in bright yellow T-shirts tried to get into the city's main General Hospital but were turned away by U.S. troops guarding the door. The soldiers let in only family members bringing food to patients already inside.

The Church of Scientology, better known for claiming to cure distress by ridding people of parasitic ghosts called thetans, says it sent doctors and nurses to Haiti to help medical teams and "provide spiritual first aid."

What could go wrong? They know Vinnie Barbarino, and he dropped them off there, with following instructions: "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Scientology. They Know A Good Deal When They See It.
Haiti Celebrity Centre Church of Scientology reports record growth. And with all that growth the Church’s expansions have effectively doubled its property holdings and assets internationally, compared to 2004 figures.

Well, you know you're going to get fire-sale prices on real estate right after an earthquake. But you've got to have boots on the ground to take advantage of those refugees once in a lifetime land deals.

And David Miscavige, current leader of Scientology, I'm sure, is looking for another third world country he can use to dump sewage into cheaply, from his cruise ship, since the cats out of the bag about his midnight dumping in Bonaire.

Molly Hatchet "Flirtin' With Disaster"
Molly Hatchet performs "Flirtin' With Disaster on 1983 tv/radio simulcast of Rock N' Roll Tonite from Los Angeles, CA. Band members are Danny Joe Brown on vocals, Dave Hlubek, Duane Roland & Steve Holland on guitars, Riff West on bass and Barry Borden on drums.

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