Saturday, September 5, 2009

Ferguson: Tom Cruise Is From Uranus [video] Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan's Prime Minister-elect, Yukio Hatoyama, is a lifestyle guru, a macrobiotics enthusiast, an author of cookery books, a retired actress, a divorcee, and a fearless clothes horse for garments of her own creation, including a skirt made from Hawaiian coffee sacks. But there is more, much more. She has traveled to the planet Venus. And she was once abducted by aliens.

The 62-year-old also knew Tom Cruise in a former incarnation – when he was Japanese – and is now looking forward to making a Hollywood movie with him.

"I believe he'd get it if I said to him, 'Long time no see', when we meet," she said in a recent interview. But it is her claim in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered" that she was abducted by aliens while she slept one night 20 years ago, that has suddenly drawn attention following last Sunday's poll.

Well....I've got this to say about that. Sounds like she's ripe for Scientology Land. Better yet, I'll just let Craig Ferguson fill us in on the spacey news item . He pretty much says what I was going to say, but it sounds much funnier with a Scottish accent, lol ...

Craig Ferguson on Miyuki Hatoyama and Tom Cruise [starts @ 3:05]

The Vapors: Turning Japanese
And this is the only way Tom Cruise could turn Japanese... if you know what I mean.

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