Another Waco in the making?

Another Waco in the making? Extremist cult compound. Totalitarian leader. Weapons. Spiked fences. Dogma includes clearing the planet. Secrecy. It's got all the makings of one.

KESQ (News Channel 3, Palm Desert, CA) begins its third week of covering the Church of Scientology's International Headquarters (Gold Base or Golden Era Productions) by looking into the confidential security arrangements inside their center. [past KESQ videos]

Baca: There is actually a three way war going on here. There is a group of protestors who often gather outside the gates. There is a group of Scientologists who left this place but still believe in their religion away from the reach of church administration. Those who remain behind these gates do so because they believe they are saving the world. The question some are now asking is: at what cost?




On a side note, the location of this gold base seems to be more and more difficult to pinpoint on Google Maps since this series on Scientology VS Anonymous started. If you punch in Golden Era Productions at Google Maps, you get 2 flags for the base. "A" seems to point to a patch of nothing just north of the base, and "B" is a side street off of Gilman Springs Road, but listed as San Jacinto rather than Hemet.

So I just use my own bookmark labeled David Miscavage's 24 carrot patch, home of the end of the rabbit hole. You can always bookmark it in case the FBI or ATF ever make a raid there.

HuffPo discovers the Rabbit Hole called Scientology

Sarah, Greta & Scientology Part II: Van Susteren Doth Protest Too Much

Anonymous has been pointing at the rabbit hole called Scientology for quite a while now, and has made numerous connections between the religion's 'clear the planet' stance and politics. And finally the media is starting to connect the dots.

First Gawker broke a story on John Coale, Scientology's PAC man relationship to Palin. Then the Huffington Post takes that info and makes connections between John Coale's wife, Fox corespondent Greta Van Susteren, the scientology document,How Scientologists Can Take Responsibility for and BE AT CAUSE OVER the Fourth Dynamic, tie ins to both Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton, Scientology movie stars, the State Department. And it just keeps getting deeper and deeper. I guess that's why the call them rabbit holes. Who knows where this one will end up? David Miscavage's 24 carrot patch garden in Hemet, CA ?

Scientology: End Communication, Over

Scientologists, the great communicators. So they say, and here's what they do say on their own site:
"A man is as alive as he can communicate,” L. Ron Hubbard wrote. And communication is a facet of life which he explored very deeply indeed, ultimately writing hundreds of thousands of words about this vital subject. Communication skills are essential in any sphere of human interaction. In fact, when all is said and done, on whatever level, communication is the sole activity all people share.

And here's what a critic of Scientology has to say about the great communicators:
If I had to pick one primary, overriding characteristic of the Church of Scientology, it would have to be "stopping communication." Beyond anything else the church does, this is what it does best and most.
Now, I do recognize that this is quite an ironic statement about a church that sells a number of "Communication Courses" and brags that its technology "increases your ability to communicate", but there it is.
The Church of Scientology just does not like any communication that it does not control completely and tightly. The disorderly and uncontrollable Internet drives it completely crazy. It would shut down all references (except its own) to Scientology on the Internet, if only it could.

Better yet, let's see these homonovis ratchet jaws in action in front of their church in Washington DC.




..and you'll notice, like Tom Cruise said, Scientologists are the only ones that can help in an accident. Haa! I've seen someone get more help from an ambulance chaser.

Dramatic Documents Revealed

encyclopediadramatica.com has been known for the lulz on the intertubes, but they've also got a page listing where different scientology secret documents are parked all around world.
Have you ever wondered:
• What the whole XENU story was about? Listen to it. It's there.
• How much courses really cost? See the scanned invoices.
• Why they have disclaimer forms before attending? Read 'em.
• How someone could sign a billion year contract? Find out why.
• What kind of church does security checks? Read about it.
• Why they'd have a brainwashing sales manual? Veiw it.
• And a whole lot more than I could ever list here...

If you've ever wondered why they want you to come in, and see for yourself, it's beacuse they slowly want to lead you down the rabbithole called Scientology and alleviate you of that burden known as a wallet.
Here's your chance to look behind the curtain to see what you'd be suckered into before signing on the dotted line. And save yourself a whole lot of dough in the process.

Secret Scientology Palin Plot Exposed

John Coale, currently advising Sarah Palin on running for president in 2012, is a Scientologist.
And according to a memo obtained by Gawker, Coale once plotted to use friendly politicians to advance the power-hungry cult's agenda. Coale is a prominent Washington power broker and husband to Fox News' Greta Van Susteren.
According to the Washington Post, he is running Palin's political action committee behind the scenes and "guiding [her] political image in Washington."
...[continued at gawker.com]

The Newsweek cover (right) would really be more suited for the above article, and it's too bad Palintology.com is down as of this writing, but this isn't the first time Scientology has been caught with it's hands in the government's cookie jar.

You've probably seen it, but have you ever taken the time to research it? Of course we're talking about Operation 'Snow White'. In the 1970's, under this program, Scientology operatives committed infiltration, wiretapping, and theft of documents in government offices, most notably those of the U.S. Internal Revenue Service.

Eleven highly-placed Church executives, including Mary Sue Hubbard (wife of founder L. Ron Hubbard and second-in-command of the organisation), pled guilty or were convicted in federal court of obstructing justice, burglary of government offices, and theft of documents and government property.

Maybe we should stop chasing imaginary WMD's and start paying attention to fanatical para-military religious groups that are trying to hijack the presidency. Just a thought.

Secret Society's Handshake Unearthed

Dateline:Truth Or Consequences, NM. Unearthed from a secret vault in Tilden, Nebraska a secret IDAOT initiation training film was discovered inside a crate containing the entire manuscript of the series 'Martians Invade Kookamonga' by L.Jon Rubber, founder of the IDAOT.

Thought to be a myth, the training film shows co-founder of the International Dietnetic Apprenticeship of the Operating Thetanati [IDAOT -- pronounced \ˈi-dē-ät\ ], Ronald "IDAOT" Savelo-Puss, instructing two Dietnetic Apprentices in the lost art of the Secret V Operating Handshake, as originally taught by Grand Level V Thetanati-Master 'Patti Luvinkake'. Copy of the film embedded below:





It had been rumored for years that the handshake was to be accompanied by hand-clapping between two people. It alternates between a normal individual clap with two-handed claps with the other person. The hands may be crossed as well. This allows for a possibly complex sequence of clapping that must be coordinated between the two, so as to ferret-out imposters.

Now that the film has been discovered, leaders of this secret sect will most likely be accused of 'buggering' (or drastically changing in the end) the sacred teachings, by it's followers. Only time will tell if this time honored tradition will tear apart the fabric that makes up the IDAOTs.

Colbert Sues and Xenu's Smoking

NASA certainly has it's hands full with the results of it's name that node contest held this past month. What started off a simple multiple choice question, turned into an internet popularity turf war. First, Anonymous, the internet h8 machine, jumps in with a suggested name Xenu (Scientology's galactic warlord) . Stephen Colbert hearing of this, rallies his troops (Colbert Nation), and the turf war is on. Later entries into the popularity contest were, MyYearBook , Gaia, Socialvibe, Buddy and Ubuntu. In the end, Colbert ended up winning the popularity contest, but NASA's original No.3 choice, Serenity, came in with 70% of the vote. Now Colbert Nation is all up in arms because NASA is ignoring the popular win and issued the following statement:
Agency spokesman John Yembrick said NASA will decide in April, but will give top vote-getters "the most consideration."
Well, short attention spanned cyber citizens are not known to bother with fine print:

No.4: NASA will take into consideration the results of the voting. However, the results are not binding on NASA and NASA reserves the right to ultimately select a name in accordance with the best interests of the agency, its needs, and other considerations. Such name may not necessarily be one which is on the list of voted-on candidate names. NASA’s decision shall be deemed final.

NASA seems to have opened a can of worms with this simple contest. Now it might have to deal with a LOLsuit from Colbert Nation, and Xenu, none to happy about being bumped from the top of the heap, has been sending plumes into the atmosphere from his volcanic prison at the base of Mount Redoubt, Alaska.

Of course NASA, with their over abundant stockpile of rocket scientists could solve both conundrums quite easily. Offer Colbert's lawyers a free ride in a shuttle with a loose hatch and send Tom Cruise camping in Alaska, since he's still clearing the planet for Scientology, and I'm assuming that includes the atmosphere.
And all this for a module that's nothing more than a glorified space toilet.

Weird Science

Those crazy Scientologists and their pseudo-science lectures. Lets learn what they want us to think our brain is used for, you'll be quite shocked. Excerpts from Anatomy of the Human Mind, by L.Ron Hubbard.

L.Ron Hubbard says "Everybody DANCE Now!"

Since L.Ron Hubbard's birthday was just celebrated, and he was such a proficient science fiction writer, [chuckle], and scientology's upper levels are based on this fiction, I think it appropriate to celebrate by dancing to some of his insane in the brain expensive, secret, lunatic rantings in his own voice.

Artoo45 remixes for us Space Station 33: According to Hubbard, the Solar System has been occupied repeatedly, and sometimes concurrently, by multiple Invader Forces.

"The Fifth Invader Force renamed the Solar System as 'Space Station 33' but without suspecting that the Fourth Invader Force had been there, for God knows how many skillion years, had been sitting down, and they have their installations up on Mars, and they have a tremendous, screened operation".

For more remixes, parody and comedy visit the anon-parody group at YouTube.

Runway Robots Invade Japan

She doesn't have the grace of a Cindy Crawford or Elle MacPherson. The walking, talking girlbot will be getting practice soon, as she's set to make her catwalk debut at a Tokyo fashion show next week.

No, not Katie Holmes [left]. She was getting a $43,000 robot overhaul, to erase effects resulting from a Scientology Purification Rundown, before hubby's Japanese premiere of Valkyrie.

Scientists from Japan's National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology reportedly designed the 5-foot (ish), dark-haired creation [right] to look like an average Japanese woman between the ages of 19 and 29. Unlike the average Japanese woman, however, HRP-4C has 30 motors in her body that allow her to walk and move its arms and 8 facial motors for blinking, smiling, and expressing emotions akin to anger and surprise.

According to the Associated Press, the robotic framework for the HRP-4C, sans face and other coverings, will sell for about $200,000.

Well, Tom will only get 4.6 makeovers for his robot before matching the same sum. But seeing as Katie's extensive renovations only last a day, Tom may want to trade-up before his old model starts to nickel & dime him to death.

The government-backed AIST says she's mostly being developed for the entertainment industry. Hey Tom, you used to be in that line of work, weren't you?

L.A. gives L.Ron 3K on Bday

From the laist.com: The deficit-facing city council has made noise recently about halting its practice of waiving fees levied on community events, meaning the city absorbs the costs of paying overtime for workers to shut streets down for special events around the city.
But for sci-fi writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's birthday, no problem. From the council agenda:

8-0568-S1 CD 8 e. MOTION (PARKS - LABONGE) relative to declaring the L. Ron Hubbard Birthday Event on March 21, 2009 a Special Event (fees and costs absorbed by the City = $3,000)

The motion was passed unanimously, although Councilmembers Eric Garcetti, Tom LaBonge, Ed Reyes and Bill Rosendahl were absent from the meeting.

Others up for fee waivers at that price level include the March for Water on March 22 ($3,000) and the 16th Annual Cesar E. Chavez March for Justice and Cultural Arts Street Festival on March 29 ($4,872.).

TomKat replaced by DanBi?

Now that young whipper-snappers Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips are planning on getting hitched, makes me wonder if they'll be replacing the aging bat shit insane Scientology couple currently on top of the super thetan pile.

As mentioned in eonline, the head honchos at the Scientology Celeb Centre simply must be aware that people follow celebs anywhere, even into religions. So which twosome is the best bet for getting some 'raw' meat onboard?

If these two value their careers, you'd think they'd steer clear of the Golden Era red carpet. Remember what it did for the couch jumper's cinema stats?
I don't see this as a couple that's going to hide all the bad press surfacing about Scientology's private prison system, or their galactic overlord. You'd have to be super-human with planet moving powers to do that. Oh, wait. They have that, don't they? What was I thinking?

And in closing, DanBi? Sounds a like the kinder, gentler Scientology. Just a little too politically correct.

KESQ: Scientology's Secret Prison Workforce Part 2

Jeff Hawkins interview Part 2

KESQ-News Channel 3 sent former Scientology marketing director and Portland, OR. resident Jeff Hawkins to KATU-TV, the local ABC television station, where he revealed what happened during his years inside Scientology's world headquarters in Hemet, CA. called "IntBase." His account of what goes on behind these fences is one of religious punishment and imprisonment .[part 2 of 2 below][part 1 of 2]

Below is an older ABC News report on the Rehabilitation Project Force Camps (or RPF's) in Clearwater, FL. The Nazi's called them Concentration Camps. To the Soviets they were Gulags. And in China they are Camps for Re-Education. They're all the same thing. Places designed to break the spirit and the body of the criminal inmates.

So, who ends up in the RPF?
1. People deemed to have hidden evil intentions (detected by the E-meter).
   
2. People who were unproductive and scored poorly on the personality test.
   
3. Repeated "stat crashers" (people who were held responsible for declines in Scientology organizations' productivity)
   
4. "Overt product makers" (people who produced poor-quality work).
   
5. People who spoke against any member of the church or church activity (declared a Suppressive Person).

KESQ: Scientology's Secret Prison Workforce Part 1

Jeff Hawkins interview Part 1

KESQ-News Channel 3 sent former Scientology marketing director and Portland, OR. resident Jeff Hawkins to KATU-TV, the local ABC television station, where he revealed what happened during his years inside Scientology's world headquarters in Hemet, CA. called "IntBase." His account of what goes on behind these fences is one of religious punishment and imprisonment [part 1 of 2 below].[2 of 2]



A slavery PSA created by Anonymous using Scientology's own 'human rights' PSA and past television interviews from former 'inmates' of Scientology's prison/work force (RPF/SEAORG), to show how hypocritical the Scientology cult actually is.[below]


• backup link for video above: PSA: Scientology's Own Slaves

Scientology's Planetary Disaster Averted

According to showbizspy.com, Tom Cruise and BFF David Miscavage, are moving over to the hairstyling department in the Robot Refurbishment Division of the Scilon Empire.

Katie Holmes' stunning new look is the work of husband Tom Cruise and Scientology chief David Miscavige, according to reports. I guess when Tom was describing something that was "Katie has put up with constant commentary about how awful she looks," a source tells Britain's Grazia magazine, "but as cruel as some people's words have been, she took notice. The makeover was Tom and David's idea."

I guess when Tom was describing something as wild and woolly on the leaked church DVD last year, he wasn't talking about Scientology, just Miscavage's hairpiece.
Ahh, yes. I can hear the conversation the planet clearing threesome had in their Xenu DC-8 space-plane right now:

• Tom: "I'm short".
• David: "Me, too".
• Katie: "You two should get extensions".
• David & Tom: "Yeaaaah!" [high five].
• Katie: "My hair is short".
• David & Tom:"You should get extensions"[high five].
• Katie: "Um,OK. I'm going shopping".
• David & Tom: "Yeaaaah!" [high five].

Wheeew! galactic planetary disaster averted! Now these thetan infested Hubbardites can get back to the business at hand, which is....I have no frigg'n clue.
But it must be important, because Scientoligists all over the galaxy are paying, so they can do it.

Where's Your Head At, Scientology?

With all this XENU Revealed! media going on around the intertubes, you would think the midget king, David Miscavage, would poke his head out of whatever hole he's hiding in to defend the most ethical, fastest growing religion in the galaxy.

• Maybe all these volcano eruptions and rumblings this week have little Davie spooked, because he knows, according to Scientology's Incident III story, Xenu is trapped in a mountain (or volcano?) on one of the planets and kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery.

• Maybe he's down at the local Walmart trying to find an eternal battery charger, and got lost in aisle 666.

• Maybe he's just grabbed all Scientology's money, and is living on and island with Gilligan, 'cause we all know, Davie don't play that MaryAnn game.

• Maybe he found a portal into the Milky-Container Way, and is waiting for you to by his carton, so he can be released.

Who knows, who cares. Just sit back, hit play, and make your own best guess.

KESQ: Deeper into the Scientology 'Rabbithole'

From Nathan Baca's KESQ Blog:

• Wednesday night, we will have the first half of our interview with former Scientology marketing director Jeff Hawkins. The second half of Hawkins' interview will be Thursday night at 11.

• The second push of our News Channel 3 investigation "Scientology vs. Anonymous" will air Thursday night at 11. Note: Internet video of broadcasts usually are online a few hours after the broadcast (PST) are available here.


Here are two quotes from Hawkins' interview speaking about his time at Scientology headquarters in Hemet, California:

• "Within that Hemet compound, they work 100 hour weeks, seven days a week. They have no breaks. They have no vacations of any kind. They work around the clock. They have no private time. They're paid around 40 cents an hour and they're subjected to all kinds of punishments and abuse. If they do things that are wrong or if they don't toe the line, they have to run around the buildings, sometimes for miles in their street shoes, they get thrown in the lake out there which is pretty cold this time of year. And, if they refuse to come around and toe the line and be good members, they can go to these rehabilitation camps that they have in Los Angeles and in Clearwater which are virtual prisons and people have been there for years. They don't go outside. They don't see anybody. They are paid maybe 10 cents an hour for hard manual labor. They make furniture for the churches."


• "They spend part of their time studying Scientology and the rest of the time doing physical labor. They're not allowed to contact anyone outside of the Rehabilitation Project Force, they're virtual prisoners. They stay in dormitories, 30, 40 people to a room, with one bathroom. I've been down there. I was actually assigned to the R.P.F. for one day. And, then they said it was a mistake."

And in other rabbithole updates in the "Scientology vs. Anonymous" series:

• Monday, March 16, 2009, I called Riverside County Supervisor Jeff Stone's Chief of Staff to request an on-camera interview. I had the following questions for Supervisor Stone.
1. Does he know who gave them the booklet titled "Anonymous: Who They Are, What They Do?" Stone used the booklet to convince his fellow supervisors the protestors outside IntBase were dangerous to the community.
   
2. Does he believe the claims made in this booklet that the protestors are anti-Black, anti-Gay and anti-Semite are true? News Channel 3 interviewed a number of the protestors outside the Hemet IntBase. Many of the protestors identified themselves as either Black, Gay or Jewish.
   
3. News Channel 3 has obtained documents of the intelligence arm of the Church of Scientology, the "Office of Special Affairs." These documents are a manual for O.S.A. Employees to enact what is called a "Dead Agent Caper." This includes the practice of fabricating documents and giving them to policy makers to influence change favorable to the Church. These O.S.A. Documents have been validated to News Channel 3 by former and current members of the Church of Scientology. Is Supervisor Stone aware this recent revelation indicates the possibility that the booklet was created by Scientology's counterintelligence officers?
   

• Supervisor Stone's Chief of Staff refused our request for an interview. He did state he believed the information in the booklet was accurate because he did not hear any evidence otherwise. • News Channel 3 has video of protestors objecting to their portrayal of themselves as anti-Black, anti-Gay and anti-Semite in the booklet used by Supervisor Stone. • We have also not received any official response from the Church of Scientology to our series. News Channel 3 News Director Bob Smith invited spokesperson Tommy Davis to send us an email statement last week.

Tommy Davis paints self into corner, Comedy Ensues

Tommy's ever lying past comes back to haunt him in with the help of digital video, the internet and anonymousness's uncanny sense of humor.Let's connect the dots.

Back in March '08, the Village Voice said the Church of Scientology is about "... rid[ding] their bodies of invisible space-alien parasites?"
Then in May '08 Tommy Two-Face makes an appearance on CNN , and is asked about the Village Voice quote.
Davis answered, "You know, here's the thing. There are outrageous claims out there on the Internet about what Scientologists believe."
Yes, Tommy, we've heard the spin before, come down to the church, blah blah blah, buy a book, blah, blah, give me money.

Now let's fast forward to March '09, and KESQ-TV's Nathan Baca asks Tommy during an interview the same question. Get ready, more sci-dribble. See here, go there, blah, blah, they're haters, buy a book.

But just when you think this interview is going the way every other Scientology interview goes, Nat 'Brass Balls' Baca whips out an official Hubbard Big Book of Certified Fucked-Up-Ness (or Technical Notes of Operating Thetans), and begins to recite the OTIII story: "...the head of the galactic confederation. Seventy-six planets around larger stars visible from here...".

Well, Tommy 'Thetan' Davis changes his tune, right quick. Instead of come down to the church, blah blah blah, now it's ,"I can stop you. I know what you're talking about. I'm familiar with the material. I think what you're getting at is the confidential scriptures of the Church....What you're doing right now and what it is you're saying to me is an intent to ridicule religious beliefs. That's really what we're talking about. And you're just forwarding an agenda of hate."

Whoa, what happened to "Buy a Book" Tommy? Now it's "Get Off My Lawn, You Hate Monger" Tommy.
Oh that's right. I forgot. Always attack, never defend.

Tommy Davis Lies To CNN, Caught By KESQ

Scientology spokesman admits 'Xenu is Real'

16 March 09 www.theregister.co.uk
A Scientology spokesman, Tommy Davis, has confirmed that Scientologists believe that mankind's problems stem from brainwashed alien soul remnants created millions of years ago by genocidal alien overlord Xenu. The admission follows years of attempts to dismiss the story, first leaked by defectors, as anti-church propaganda.

In an interview with KESQ News Channel 3, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis was quizzed over the Xenu story, which leaked papers show is revealed to senior Scientologists as part of their induction to "Operating Thetan Level III". Davis at first denied the story, as he had done in the past.

However, when the KESQ reporter read from a book written by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard which refers to the Xenu story, Davis admitted that the story is authentic, albeit confidential and restricted. He then laid into KESQ reporter Nathan Baca, accusing him of "forwarding an agenda of hate".

	← LEFT KESQ News Channel 3's Nathan Baca: " We confront spokesman Tommy Davis with the confidential works of L. Ron Hubbard and ask why there are threats of death by pneumonia for those who read it."
RIGHT → Galactic CONfederation: Remix of L.Ron Hubbard's forbidden Xenu story. Yes, you can dance to it! Get some exercise, and lose those excess body thetans.

...And for an interesting back-story into how KESQ News Channel 3's Nathan Baca got involved in this interview at Golden Era Productions, in Hemet,CA. you can catch it all on his blog at KESQ.